Inside of you are two goblins that like dice. They're lit with pink and blue lighting, and it's never really explicitly said WHAT kind of dice they like, and frankly it's another classic case of die erasure.
NOTE: I found these to be larger than I expected, so if you're debating between two sizes, go with the smaller one. Push comes to shove, there's always the size chart.
Statistically relevant product information:
• Fabric composition in the EU: 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric composition in the US: 100% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight in the EU: 2.95 oz./yd.² (100 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in the US: 3.24 oz./yd.² (110 g/m²)
• Fabric specifications in the EU: Breathable; moisture-wicking material with UPF50+ protection
• Oversized fit
• Blank product components sourced from China/Mexico
Disclaimers:
• In areas where the fabric is double-layered, details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.
• After washing, the fabric will become softer. Just wow, so soft. Like a blanket, but not like that. That'd be weird. It's still a shirt.
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
34 ⅝ |
28 ¼ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37.0 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ¼ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ¾ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ¾ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52.0 |
45 ¾ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
55 ⅛ |
48 ¾ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
58 ¼ |
52.0 |
59 ⅛ |
| 6XL |
61 ⅜ |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |